{"id":2119,"date":"2005-07-14T11:10:15","date_gmt":"2005-07-14T16:10:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikew.ca\/wp\/?p=48"},"modified":"2025-01-15T19:09:42","modified_gmt":"2025-01-15T19:09:42","slug":"dennis-and-the-pepsi-fac-i-mean-ipod-mini","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mikew.ca\/blog\/?p=2119","title":{"rendered":"Dennis and the Pepsi Fac- I mean Ipod Mini"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>This post written by Dennis\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Well&#8230; There isn&#8217;t alot to tell here, but it was a day to celebrate! First of all, it was the the night after the last day of school so I was already pretty happy and celebrating as dad brought home tidings of pizza and Pepsi, he also granted us a new movie to watch! After the movie I checked under the pepsi cap and there was FREE IPOD MINI staring right at me! I had won 1 of 10 000 of those beautiful ipods! Ok, this is getting boring, let me start over:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It was the last day of school, but our teacher wouldn&#8217;t let us leave! It was hopeless! We wouldn&#8217;t get out of the class until September! The irony! The pain! The suffering! Suddenly, some kid got mad and turned all green like the hulk, he didn&#8217;t really look as scary though. The teacher went to get him a barf bag. As soon as the two of them were gone, the class tried the door, it was blocked with a chair or something. So I found a vent and single file the class squeezed through. While we were in the vent we thought we escaped the teacher and all was well but we were wrong. As I turned the corner we ran into a Mouse-Monster!!! Some unlucky kid in the back of the vent smelt like cheese. Poor guy didn&#8217;t stand a chance, as the mouse went into his pants to find the cheese, he burst out laughing and couldn&#8217;t stop. The rest of us made it out fine and went home to our familys&#8230; And a T.V.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>On my way home I saw a news man that looked like some actor from the movie &#8216;Charlie and the Chocolate Factory&#8217; who said that the last of the five of the golden rubber things under the Pepsi caps had been found, they anounced the winners of a trip to the Pepsi Fac- I mean an Ipod Mini. I was sad so I bought a pepsi anyway. Just as I opened the pepsi the man went on on how the last person had been a fraud and the last cap was out there, I checked under the cap and I WON! Some 15 year olds saw and started to take it from me but some other guy pushed out of the way, he shouted &#8220;RUN KID RUN!&#8221; So i did. As I was running home to tell my beloved parents some wierd guy started singing some song, it sounded kind of like this: Cause he won a golden PepsithingthatsrubberunderthebottlecapyouknowwhatImean! The song wasn&#8217;t to good. I ran faster.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>The End<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This post written by Dennis\u2026 Well&#8230; There isn&#8217;t alot to tell here, but it was a day to celebrate! First of all, it was the the night after the last day of school so I was already pretty happy and celebrating as dad brought home tidings of pizza and Pepsi, he also granted us a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dennis"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikew.ca\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2119","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikew.ca\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikew.ca\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikew.ca\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikew.ca\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2119"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mikew.ca\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2119\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3622,"href":"https:\/\/mikew.ca\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2119\/revisions\/3622"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikew.ca\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikew.ca\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikew.ca\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}