{"id":2136,"date":"2005-11-16T15:43:17","date_gmt":"2005-11-16T20:43:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikew.ca\/wp\/?p=73"},"modified":"2025-01-16T04:10:07","modified_gmt":"2025-01-16T04:10:07","slug":"oh-my-god-im-the-father-of-a-teenager","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mikew.ca\/blog\/?p=2136","title":{"rendered":"Oh. My. God! I’m the father of a teenager."},"content":{"rendered":"\n

I can’t figure out whether I should be terrified, or just feel old. Anyway, <\/p>\n\n\n\n

WTG D-Man! Woot! Happy Birthday!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

See here<\/s> for more similar. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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I can’t figure out whether I should be terrified, or just feel old. Anyway, WTG D-Man! Woot! Happy Birthday! See here for more similar. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2136","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dennis"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikew.ca\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2136","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikew.ca\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikew.ca\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikew.ca\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikew.ca\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2136"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mikew.ca\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2136\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3675,"href":"https:\/\/mikew.ca\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2136\/revisions\/3675"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikew.ca\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2136"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikew.ca\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2136"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikew.ca\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2136"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}