{"id":599,"date":"2009-02-05T09:49:48","date_gmt":"2009-02-05T14:49:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mikew.ca\/wp\/?p=599"},"modified":"2025-01-13T17:00:00","modified_gmt":"2025-01-13T17:00:00","slug":"happy-birthday-tim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mikew.ca\/blog\/?p=599","title":{"rendered":"Happy Birthday, Tim."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Apparently, he has two girl friends. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"533\" src=\"https:\/\/mikew.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/tim-bday.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3124\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mikew.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/tim-bday.jpg 400w, https:\/\/mikew.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/tim-bday-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>(&#8230; and no, that&#8217;s not them in the picture. \ud83d\ude42 )<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, he has two girl friends. \ud83d\ude09 (&#8230; and no, that&#8217;s not them in the picture. \ud83d\ude42 )<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[21,130],"class_list":["post-599","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","tag-birthday","tag-tim"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikew.ca\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/599","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikew.ca\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikew.ca\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikew.ca\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikew.ca\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=599"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mikew.ca\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/599\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3125,"href":"https:\/\/mikew.ca\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/599\/revisions\/3125"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikew.ca\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=599"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikew.ca\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=599"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikew.ca\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=599"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}